First Nail

I am just a tiny bit annoyed right now. Why? Well~ my nails are chipped, my hair is a mess, my hat is missing, there is a weird creature breathing onto me and - oh yes - MY TWO THOUSAND DOUBLE DOLLAR SHOES ARE RUINED!

When I get my hands on you, DOUBLEFANG, I am going to rip out your spleen through your rectum, shove it into your ear and then tapdance on your chest while wearing my six inch stillettos!

So, does anyone know what this place is suppose to be? Is there a clothing store near by?

Second Nail

It seems that there are a lot of people from home here. Knives, Bluesummers, the Stampede, Punisher, and Tessla - darling, I haven't met you yet but I can just tell you're a sweetheart. Unfortunately, there is no sign of Doublefang OR Tri-Punisher. How sad. I so want to strangle him with his own entrails.

But really. This whole place is like some kind of purgatory. I have yet to see a decent shop, this cute little house is unbelievably crowded, and I think there's a cat running around here. And really, the bath's just a bit small for soaking in comfortably.

Oh well! We do have to look on the bright side of things. The day's young, I have my suitcase, and there are a few people I want to drag into some good stores. Well? Knives? Legato? Tessla? And I suppose you can come too, Kururu was it? We haven't met yet.