One hundred-forty-third Nail

[suitcaseofnails]

There are times like these that I think bars were invented for. And if you people want to come along, it's fine by me. I hate drinking alone.

EDIT: Well, then, let's meet at the Square and go from there. If you can tear yourselves away~

[OOC: VERGIL. NERO. ABEL. LADY. She is looking at you rite nao!]

Comments

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

I'll go get my pet (http://rev-it-up.livejournal.com) and we can ride him to the bar?

[suitcaseofnails]

I didn't know he was a tomas~

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

I call him Spanky.

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

You call me nothing of the sort, Vergil.

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

Spaaaaanky.

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

So do I get to call you Slappy, then? To keep with the theme, and describe what I'm going to be doing to you if you don't CUT THAT THE FUCK OUT?

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

You want to slap me?

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

Into next week.

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

Come on, then.

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

We've been over this.

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

NOW.

[suitcaseofnails]

Hmm, but that's so... sad~

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

He's a shameful son.

[suitcaseofnails]

Aww, but he is such a cute little boy~

[ladymaria.livejournal.com]

That is a wonderful name, if I don't say so myself.

[suitcaseofnails]

It seems to fit him~

~voicepost~

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

How about I shove a rocket up your ass and you can ride it to where they speak your crazy moon language?

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

Down, Spanky!

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME GET THE NEWSPAPER, SLAPPY.

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

Do not make me have to up and take my shoes off for this, Spanky.

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

Don't make me get my cowboy hat, Slappy.

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, that's not gay at all.

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

You started it.

[devilingenuity.livejournal.com]

I don't think so, Spanky.

[rev-it-up.livejournal.com]

Oh, kiss my ass already.