suitcaseofnails

I feel like I've been stuck in a bad hangover for the past several days. It feels so strange, like the world's going by and yet I can't do anything to stop it. To take a moment and start finding something that fits. I feel... like my skin's peeling off and my bones are itching and I so know that isn't something that was caused by someone else. Who am I? What am I? Don't people know this by my age?

Ah well, listen to me. Silly silly dreams. I shouldn't let them bother me. Especially when there's fun outside and I can't do a thing.

Sigh.


[ooc; for the uninformed, Elendira has been hit by the nightmare Cor and is just talking to talk. Just wait though. Once she gets over the sadness, she'll be throwing stuff at the occupants of the Ark]

As we've posted before, we are holding a beach party with a confirmed date of the Fourth of July weekend! Now, now, I know that some of you are no doubt busy - Vash, darling, the cat is really that important? - or have some odd fear of GREEN jello, but really, what's a party without some people involved~? Now, I shall bring all sorts of drinks, and I know that there will be some grilled foods and some sports - tag the Stampede, anyone? - so please, people, darlings, do stop by.

I'll even promise to make sure there's enough sugar for even the most ravenous of priests out there~

Oh! And that music? So last year.

Well, well. Someone's going to have fun. While I just sit here. Organizing. Doing nothing. Being bored.

Sigh.

Oh Double Fang~ Where are you~?


[ooc; is she affected or is she being bitchy? The world may never know -.-]

So. This? Is not funny. Not one bit. I don't care what you people think either.

And before anyone asks - yes, Knives is divine in bed, Livio is a beautiful in leather, I'd do Wolfwood if he wasn't so very taken, Greed is a real gentleman, Jan deserves a smack around the ears, Atora is really cute in those little corsets, Meryl is cute in that little black dress, Abel is adorable, Vash should wear his hair down more often, and Lady has nice legs.

Mmhmm, I notice women too. So what? Just because I dress like a woman doesn't mean that I am all woman.

Any more questions?

Well. Why am I not surprised?

filtered to Dr. Conrad; unhackable

Can I have a moment of your time?

/filter

filtered to livio; unhackable

You better not have gotten yourself hurt or I will nail you, understand?

/filter

So, I think the next greatest look for the brute will be leather and spandex. What does everyone else think, mm? Pink might be the best color for him and maybe a few sequins~

filtered to vash, readable to wolfwood, livio; unhackable

I'm sending you a few files for your browsing amusement. It's everything I've backed up during a routine clean up of the Ark's systems oh three weeks ago? Just so you know what he may know by now. Oh. I've got in contact with the Beast and I don't think they're interested in any of this. For some reason, they kept on going about tag and honey. Oh well, alien insects, mm?

How is Lady doing?

/filter