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KNIVES!

Get out of your silly little Sims games and bring me something to wear!

Please? I'm stuck at your brother's harem and it's disgusting!

That was fun. A little shopping and managed to drop that silly thing off to get all stitched up. Although really. I should invest in having a few of them made at this rate.

And I do believe that this curse is a rather fun one. As in, listening to people who can't sing outside of their bathtubs and showers sing at the drop of their hats. It's a refreshing thing really. It makes me wonder just how many people are buying earplugs now, mm?

I'm not sure which is worse, really. The stench of Hell or the stench of humanity. Oh, whatever should I do~?

I know! Darlings~ Let's have a race~ If you catch me, why there'll be a big surprise~♥

Although really. You tiny wimps have nothing to hold me back. Such a shame~



[ooc; Elendira the High Demon as per DMC type. And yes that is a known demon I am using for the icon >.>. Also characters will have to be pretty darn powerful to win the prize since speed's not her only power. And yes, she'll be tearing up the streets and having a blast with those humans she runs over/into/around because demons of the DMC world tend to be big.]

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Well. This is just so amusing. Really. I am just laughing my head off.

Do you realize how hard it is to put on nylons with nine inch nails? Let along do anything productive?

Honestly. I can't even put any makeup on or even dress nice! Although I must admit that some of you people are ever so amusing.

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[ooc; Crimson Nail is her name so long nails are now attached to hr fingers]

You know, I really enjoy the extra ventilation but really. Darlings. Do you know how hard it is to get blood stains out of silk? And I won't even begin to talk about fine linen and cotton.

Sigh.

But seriously, this reminds me of a dear brute I know and ever so much cherish. Even if he's been a tad quiet lately.

Pft.

Call me if there's really something exciting to do besides paint toe nails, mm?

Well, well. Someone's going to have fun. While I just sit here. Organizing. Doing nothing. Being bored.

Sigh.

Oh Double Fang~ Where are you~?


[ooc; is she affected or is she being bitchy? The world may never know -.-]

Really. Why even bother? There's nothing I can do to make a dent in anything.

How disgusting. Really, darlings, rotting bodies? That is just so unstylish.

Pft. How annoying.

I really do not see the point in eating something that has absolutely no real food in it. Honestly. Read the labels. I dare the idiots to actually pronounce half of this stuff in these little treats.

Pft. If anyone wants the crap I found stuffed in one of my suitcases, they can have it. See? I am tossing all of it out the window. Run get it before the dogs do, mmkay?

Damn City. Damn damn damn! I was wandering for hours thinking this was some sort of dream! Of course, when I did wake up, it was only in time to remember what a total and complete idiot I was to leave my apartment and go wandering the streets. What the hell was I thinking?

Pft. And to make matters worse, i still kind of remember some things. Like at how cute Knives was as a child and there was Livio who was just so very confused and I think there were a couple people yelling at me. Really. What on earth did I do? It's not like I have a mean bone in my body. Oh yes, anyone would believe that kind of shit then I'll eat one of my own nails. People are just so gullible.

God, what am I going to do with myself. I can design clothing until I have fake fur dribbling out of my ears but it's nothing compared to what I used to do. To be a Gun, really, it was what I was. And now this, this sort of half-life. I am not a part of anything but whatever I want to do and that is just odd. I am no longer a Gun. I'm just here.

Honestly. I don't know why I'm still here.

[ooc; For today, Elendira has no internal monologue. Basically she'll tell you everything on her mind if given half a chance]