One hundred-fifty-third Nail

[suitcaseofnails]

Oh you two~ You're so cute. Almost as cute as the Stampede and his cute little priest and the brute. Ah~ Spring is in the air~

Of course, it would be better if there weren't so many of these odd little ducklings flopping around. Honestly. A girl just can't have a relaxing soak without something showing up to disturb her. I suppose one will be turning into a swan or they'll turn into children or just something odd enough to ruin my day.

Karma, mmhmm.

So it must be a curse day. I suppose once the panic dies down we'll be seeing the oh so dull moments of silliness over how sorry each and every one of you like to do. Sigh. I think I'll have my nails done while you darlings do what you feel the urge to do.

Comments

[twelveshots.livejournal.com]

Everyone keeps taking about these curses.

[suitcaseofnails]

That what these strange days are, darling~

VOICE POST

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

I'm rather hoping this curse is mild enough to forgo any need for apologies.

[suitcaseofnails]

Oh you never know. Some people always draw the weirdest curses upon themselves~

VOICE POST

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

. . . . and as it looks like my sister is about to be eaten by a wolf, looks like I spoke too soon

[suitcaseofnails]

Well, that can't be good. Maybe you need to help her out? I've heard that a swan can kill a man with a blow from their wings.

VOICE POST

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of eye-pecking myself. At least this time around I can fly straight without crashing into random trees

[suitcaseofnails]

Ah, that can be an interesting thing to try.

VOICE POST

[bright-shield.livejournal.com]

Although I'd feel guilty since they're cursed, but-- damn, there goes the wolf!! Hope you have a far more peaceful day! *post cuts off amidst a series of thunks and crashes*

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Fuck that, I'm in the mushroom business, today.

[suitcaseofnails]

That sounds enjoyable~ Do you have anything good, darling?

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Depends on what you're looking for.

Do you want to grow big or small?

[suitcaseofnails]

Well, I always wanted to be a couple inches taller~

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Hm, I think the ...right side makes you grow...

...no, the left....

Wait...

[suitcaseofnails]

Hmm, curiouser and curiouser~

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

Isn't it?

[suitcaseofnails]

Mmhmm~ Now all we need is a cat with a big smile~

[offthepigs.livejournal.com]

I don't know any.

[suitcaseofnails]

Neither do I. Damn.