suitcaseofnails

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Just. Where. The. Hell. Am. I?

Goddammit! Where's the ships? The explosions? The painfully stupid morons being all nobel as they die? GOD! I have so had it!

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OH MY GOD! MY SHOES!

That's it! When I find that Doublefang, I'm so going to rip his spleen out of his rectum and nail it to his ear!

[ voice off ]

[ooc; Just Arrived curse for Elendira. Have fun with it.]