suitcaseofnails: (shocking scar)
Oh great. Just what I always wanted. As if I enjoy this sort of thing ever so much. Honestly. People keep on acting like they know me and really, I never seen this place before.

Oh. Darlings? Do something about all this blood, mmkay? It's just so tacky.


{ooc; Now on top of thinking she just arrived, Elendira is hit with Out Damn spot teim.]

First Nail

Mar. 21st, 2008 01:56 pm
suitcaseofnails: (erk?)
[ voice on ]

Just. Where. The. Hell. Am. I?

Goddammit! Where's the ships? The explosions? The painfully stupid morons being all nobel as they die? GOD! I have so had it!

...

OH MY GOD! MY SHOES!

That's it! When I find that Doublefang, I'm so going to rip his spleen out of his rectum and nail it to his ear!

[ voice off ]

[ooc; Just Arrived curse for Elendira. Have fun with it.]
suitcaseofnails: (just kidding)
Even without the danglies, I still look good. And Vash does as well after I got him some fitted clothing, the poor dear.
suitcaseofnails: (annoyed)
Duke, I'm coming to get my cat.

edit filtered from knives, legato, chapel; unhackable
So it must be speak your mind curses, mm? Well then, shall I speak my mind? Would you people enjoy that? To hear what I have to say about people I know from back home?

Like about Knives, a manipulative creature with a hair trigger of a temper and all the caring of an abusive husband? Or the Numberless who has no humanity at all in him? Of Chapel who trains children to kill? Or the Beast who doesn't even think in terms of right or wrong only in terms of 'compatibility'.

And people wonder why I decided to leave Knives? Well. To sum it up: I am dead. I am tired of fighting idiots. And I have had it.
/filter
suitcaseofnails: (just a bit upset)
What. The. Hell?

God! I have a headache. And no, I do not know what a 'special time' with Knives is suppose to be and I certainly never 'had a wilf threesome with Legato and Wolfwood'! What the hell are you people smoking?

And get away from the shoes. Don't you even dare touch them!
suitcaseofnails: (just kidding)
Oh you two~ You're so cute. Almost as cute as the Stampede and his cute little priest and the brute. Ah~ Spring is in the air~

Of course, it would be better if there weren't so many of these odd little ducklings flopping around. Honestly. A girl just can't have a relaxing soak without something showing up to disturb her. I suppose one will be turning into a swan or they'll turn into children or just something odd enough to ruin my day.

Karma, mmhmm.

So it must be a curse day. I suppose once the panic dies down we'll be seeing the oh so dull moments of silliness over how sorry each and every one of you like to do. Sigh. I think I'll have my nails done while you darlings do what you feel the urge to do.
suitcaseofnails: (a tad depressed)




Have a lovely DAY~ ♥


[ooc; Oh boy is she depressed and drunk and has been hit by the curse.]
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Now I just need a few more bottles~
suitcaseofnails: (amused annoyance)
My purse looks like it's been attacked by the entire alphebet. I have so many cards with so many letters and it's enough to make my poor head spin. How on earth did I manage to join so many clubs? City? Darling? What is F.U.C.K. and S.T.W.C.M.T.O.*B.? Or the H.P.W.J.K.G.H. and M.A.S.U.? Pft. I do remember G.B.A., A.A. and T.W.D.W.C. though~
suitcaseofnails: (smug)
You know, I think this day deserves a bowl of popcorn, some chocolate and a few commercial breaks.
suitcaseofnails: (just kidding)
I'm so glad I made sure the Ark was sealed up tight. True, she's built for flight but the same principle applies, mm? Samara, if you need a dry place to stay, come visit, mmkay? And I do hope the rest of you got your presents - chocolate and drinks for most of you.

Ah, but Vash darling, I have a little something different for you~


[ooc; For those Elie knows, she sent along various types of chocolate boxes and either sparkling fruit juice for the kids or expensive liquor of choice for the adults. This includes Vergil, Samara, Lady, Wolfwood, Livio, Jan, Greed, the Joker (his chocolate will be shaped like a big smile), Bruce Wayne (his will be a bat >.>), Rincewind, Nil, John McClane, Knives, Legato, Conrad, Lilith, Rem, Meryl. As for Vash, he's getting a Tea Rose plant and a small thin box he might recognize >.> because Elie is being weird.]
suitcaseofnails: (gentle smile)
Oh, how I love this kind of curse. The lights and the sounds and oh the so pretty clothing~ I just can't make up my mind on what to wear! I know! I should make a line based off of this sort of thing! I bet some of you darlings will look ever so exquisite in something so intricate!

Now, where did I leave my sketch book, mm?
suitcaseofnails: (plotting)
Well, this is going to be rather interesting. Darlings, do keep yourselves in check, mm? I certainly don't feel like chasing after the sillies that have your abilities today~

Oh and I suppose Crimson should be open soonish. I just need to get the inside redecorated properly for the opening. So who is still working for me and where do I need to find new employees?
suitcaseofnails: (just lips)
Now this is more like it. So how many of you so-called gunman want to test your skills against little ol'me, hm? I'll even let you fire the first shot~