suitcaseofnails

You know. I am having a tiny problem with understanding you people. So we were all behaving like asses or are still behaving like asses. Big deal. It's the City. We are all asses at one point in time thanks to the curses. We should be more worried about ... well, if I think of something I'll tell you.

So. Who is all trapped over there and who can I bother? I am feeling rather bored and so need someone to go shopping with.

Really. Why even bother? There's nothing I can do to make a dent in anything.

So. This? Is not funny. Not one bit. I don't care what you people think either.

And before anyone asks - yes, Knives is divine in bed, Livio is a beautiful in leather, I'd do Wolfwood if he wasn't so very taken, Greed is a real gentleman, Jan deserves a smack around the ears, Atora is really cute in those little corsets, Meryl is cute in that little black dress, Abel is adorable, Vash should wear his hair down more often, and Lady has nice legs.

Mmhmm, I notice women too. So what? Just because I dress like a woman doesn't mean that I am all woman.

Any more questions?

And here I thought that things were so easy. But no. Someone had to wake up on the wrong side of the bed. And really, what am I to do but take it by the balls and see exactly how far the little ants will blow themselves up.

Rather, their itty bitty little bombs. Oh how quaint. Really. I do believe there are a few people to have a little dance with~


[ooc; Elendira is so affected and is talking about nuclear warheads and army people and everything else that would give her a few days of excitement. She still thinks she is a Gun so have fun?]

I'm not a religious person. I think most people know that after talking to me. I don't believe in a higher purpose or a higher being because there never been anything of the sort where I come from. Everything dries up under the suns, you know? But...

Ah, never mind. I guess I am just a silly as usual.

filtered to conrad; unhackable

Tell me when she is better, please? I'd like to bring Lilith something when she's awake.

/filter

filtered to abel; unhackable

Now, when you go off on your little rage, do be careful and not tear up your clothing too much, mmkay? Oh, and please don't give me that red look right now, you so do not scare me with all the fangs and such.

/filter

Oh. Luke dear? A word about that last suit you ordered, mmkay?

I just don't know anymore. Really. What everything is about and what to do and just - things. I think I am going to go wandering today. See a few things and such. Maybe catch something interesting below ground.

Oh well. I need to get my head together anyways.

[ voice on ]

Dear City. I know you find this ever so amusing but really. How can I do anything when I can't even see? Answer me that, mm? I can't even put together an outfit!

Ahem! So. If I am suppose to sit around all day - lost - I expect something in return.

Or maybe someone~

[ voice off ]


[ooc; Elie has a fog front around her head, a real London pea-souper kind of fog. And she is dressed a the man she really is since it's the only outfit she can find in the fog XD]

Satisfied, are we? Honestly. How dumb.

Brute? Shall we meet? I need to stretch my legs and I know you should do the same with yours. It can't be right to stick inside. You may catch something. Don't worry, dolls, I certainly won't harm him. Just a few nibbles here and there~

Damn City. Damn damn damn! I was wandering for hours thinking this was some sort of dream! Of course, when I did wake up, it was only in time to remember what a total and complete idiot I was to leave my apartment and go wandering the streets. What the hell was I thinking?

Pft. And to make matters worse, i still kind of remember some things. Like at how cute Knives was as a child and there was Livio who was just so very confused and I think there were a couple people yelling at me. Really. What on earth did I do? It's not like I have a mean bone in my body. Oh yes, anyone would believe that kind of shit then I'll eat one of my own nails. People are just so gullible.

God, what am I going to do with myself. I can design clothing until I have fake fur dribbling out of my ears but it's nothing compared to what I used to do. To be a Gun, really, it was what I was. And now this, this sort of half-life. I am not a part of anything but whatever I want to do and that is just odd. I am no longer a Gun. I'm just here.

Honestly. I don't know why I'm still here.

[ooc; For today, Elendira has no internal monologue. Basically she'll tell you everything on her mind if given half a chance]

[ voice on ]

Just. Where. The. Hell. Am. I?

Goddammit! Where's the ships? The explosions? The painfully stupid morons being all nobel as they die? GOD! I have so had it!

...

OH MY GOD! MY SHOES!

That's it! When I find that Doublefang, I'm so going to rip his spleen out of his rectum and nail it to his ear!

[ voice off ]

[ooc; Just Arrived curse for Elendira. Have fun with it.]